Following my recent dive onto the pants of Steve Jobs and the purchase of an iPhone that followed, I've been trying my hardest to stay human and not find a reason to pull my new toy out at every opportunity screaming 'have you seen this new app'. I think I'm doing quite well, I've still got a fully functioning brain and two average sized thumbs. Freshapps has today highlighted the iPhone's main use and target audience, the lonely-male mobile-masterbator. Picture Safe is the new app for locking away smut and filth on your iPhone.. just read the seedy description.. bunch of wankers!
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